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Fun with Photoshop…

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I was a little late to the party with Photoshop… I started with version 3… back in oh…say, the early 90s. I’m thinking maybe ’91?

I also have a BS degree in Radio, TV and Film. (a Film emphasis)

In 1987 I was employed as a pictorial painter doing billboards… by 1990 I had switched from painting them to designing them for print. Around that time (roughly) billboard painters were replaced by big honking printers for vinyl prints. Lucky for me, I saw the handwriting on the wall. Sign painters vanished in the billboard biz. I, however, did quite well on a computer as a graphics designer.

All of which is to give a little of my professional “creds” as they say.

This image is impossible.

By the word “impossible”, I mean to say it cannot be a photograph. It cannot be from a copy machine. It has to be an amalgamation of more than one image. A complete blithering idiot can see that a shadow is being cast on a two dimensional image. That is simply impossible.

Here is the definition of “two dimensions” from Merriam Webster. This is their definition for kids.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/two-dimensional#:~:text=Kids%20Definition-,two%2Ddimensional,dimensions%20(as%20length%20and%20width)

In the world of grade school science, even a small child knows that you have to have “height” in order for a shadow to be cast.

Here is the official government image of the document above…

The document above, is and was, possibly, the worst example of forgery I have ever seen. I cannot think of another image to compare with this level of absurdity. If you tell a lie loud enough and long enough it will become a fact I suppose, to morons and Progressive Democrats… but not to everyone. Know what I’m sayin’?

On second thought… there was the work of Salvador Dali.

And of course there is Monty Python…

Consider this…

The next time you are on the toilet dropping a Biden… ask yourself… “Why is the FBI ignoring the evidence from the computer that the crack-cocaine induced idiot son of the now President of the United States dropped off at a computer shop being ignored?” I mean hell, isn’t it their JOB to investigate evidence and, you know, prosecute criminals?

Oh wait… perhaps it WAS the Romans…

Or perhaps corrupt petty tyrants of the bureaucracy just want a fat pay check and to hell with anyone who gets in their way.

Written by anderson1951

May 26, 2023 at 8:17 am

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