Fessin’ up time…
I’ze been down in de dumps last couple years… but I be back now. Went to da Docter tother day… tole him I be considren ‘tirin. He say he run some tests which he done lickity split. He had me back quick like. He say might be good to sit down. I besat. He say I regret to inform you that you be impotent.
So I’ze go to town an’ buys me some fancy duds.
My girlfriend looks at me an’ say “Good Gawd Man!… why you so dressed up”?
I sez dat By Gawd if I gotta be impotent… then I gonna LOOK impotent.
Andersons of Colonial N. Carolina 
I hope you are not quitting, I enjoy your wealth of information.
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elenalareina
December 14, 2020 at 8:32 pm
Just joking… I’m retiring the end of December. Now I will have time to do this more.
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anderson1951
December 15, 2020 at 1:45 am
I was going to suggest, ya put the lime in the coconut, then ya feel better. But realized you were sharing a bit of proverbial wisdom ((clever)).
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Kickemjenny
December 15, 2020 at 9:09 am