For True talk…
The Lone Ranger, crouching behind his dead horse Silver, turns to his trusty Indian companion Tonto, likewise behind his dead horse Scout, Lone Ranger says: “Tonto, we are surrounded by savages to our north, south, east and west…what shall we do?” Tonto says: “What do you mean “We”, white man?”
Lawyer calls a plumber to fix his toilet…1/2 hour later, with toilet fixed, said plumber hands a bill for $800 to said lawyer who exclaims, “I’m a lawyer and I don’t charge that much!” Plumber says…”When I was a lawyer I didn’t charge that much either”.
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Guy sits down at the bar. A knock down gorgeous woman is sitting by him. He asks: “Would you go to bed with me for a million dollars?” She considers and replies: “I might”. He asks: “Would you sleep with me for twenty dollars?” She is insulted and outraged and asks: “You pervert, what kind of person do you think I am?” he say: “We have established that, now we are just haggling over the price”.